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Forgive your Enemies

Forgive your Enemies

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the priest asked, "How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?" 80% held up their hands The priest then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady. "Mrs Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you? "Ninety eight." she replied. "Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered ...

COUNT AGAIN

COUNT AGAIN

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?" "Nonsense," said the wife, "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out ...

A NICE WHOLESOME OLD FASHIONED STORY

A NICE WHOLESOME OLD FASHIONED STORY

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said , and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to ...

This Past Weekend was Amazing!

This Past Weekend was Amazing!

We just had a great party weekend! More people should have joined us for the fun :) On Friday, we met up with a huge group of people from our [link="//www.adultlifestylesnetwork.com"]Adult Lifestyles Network (ALN) website[/link] as we usually do. There were close to 40 people with us at the bar, and we had a great time. I had one guy show up from MySpace (Hi Howard) although about 10 different people said they were coming too! We stayed at the bar until almost 11:00PM, and then about half the people came back over to my house. One of ...

cover me in oil

cover me in oil

MMMM I was just sitting here all nice and horny listening to the tunes when this Song COVER YOU IN OIL came on by AC/DC.. Damn what a hot sexy song.. Was wishing I had someone here to cover me in oil and slide their whole body up and down mine and we would have wild kinky passionte sex!!! hhmmmm to me all wet and slick from the oil and then to add our wet juices would be so erotic and exciting.. You want to cover me in oil baby? Call me and maybe we can so just ...