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Who Said That?

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death? " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry,1775". "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863". The teacher snapped at ...

Jill

Jill

Jill, a rather young miss attending St. Mary's Catholic Girls School, was sitting on the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette. Doug, the local priest, walks by and gives her a glare. "Jill! Smoking at such a young age! Aren't you ashamed?" "What?" said Jill. "You got something better to do after sex?" ...

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