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HOW HORNY CAN ONE GET

HOW HORNY CAN ONE GET

WELL WHAT CAN I SAY? I AM SINGLE NOW ONCE WAS MARRY BUT I AM NOT ALONE. I HAVE SON WHO’S THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPEN I A LONG TIME, BUT SINCE HE’S BEEN BORN I JUST CAN’T SEEM TO GET ANY HOW ABOUT YOU? SOME MAY SAY THAT I AM A FREAK I LOVE WOMAN AND THERE’S NOTHING I LOVE MORE IS MAKING LOVE TO THEM. I LIKE HAVING FUN, DANCING MOVIES AND LONG WALKS SOMETIMES NAKED, FOR LIFE IS SHORT WHY NOT PLAY NAKED. SO DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME? I KNOW THAT ...

sorry if u wanted 2 meet white dingo! : (

sorry if u wanted 2 meet white dingo! : (

I'm not really quite sure what happened with him and I don't even think he truely knows? I can tell you that nobody has ever left me feeling quite as confused as him. One minute it was puppy dogs and rainbows and the next?? You got me. I kind of liked his ass too and he wasn't even a cop either...Haha Guess its back to the pork for me. I'm sure Dingo will be more than happy to give you some dick though so just let me know. I'll hook it up cuz I'm not like that? Thats ...

This pre-booty call Agreement

This pre-booty call Agreement

This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant).

This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:

1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything

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Guide to Eating Pussy

Guide to Eating Pussy

guide to eating pussy for some losers who do not know how to please a woman Dedicated to the Ladies Eating pussy well involves more than just your tongue and her pussy too. It involves the rest of her, and a certain attitude you project to your woman. The attitude is simple, so we'll tackle that first. Some guys have the attitude that once she's wet, she's ready, and they move on to intercourse. This misses the point. The point isn't to "get her ready", but rather, to give her pleasure. If you have an attitude that says to a

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30 things porn directors would have us believe:

30 things porn directors would have us believe:

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman, ten seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in

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