• girlfriend application

    05/10/2007 topic: Literotica, mood: Horny, music:
    I am single and seeking a girlfriend. Im in the Philadelphia area. Fill out the application and email to me! Are you Drama free? Age? Height? Drink and Smoke? Any Piercings and Tatoos? Have you ever cheated on someone? Are you a virgin? Spit or swallow? Whats your AIM or Yahoo etc? Why did you fill this out? What do you think is my best fearure? What do you think is your best feature? Do you drive? Is there anything else you would like me to know?...
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  • hahaha

    05/09/2007 topic: Literotica, mood: Happy, music:
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Three Adult Jokes of the year Third place - A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ”Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast; I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Runner up - One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist ...
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  • 05/09/2007 topic: Literotica, mood: Horny, music:
    HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED?? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib ( 10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby ( 12) call me.....(__)____-___...
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  • dating views

    05/08/2007 topic: Literotica, music:
    Ok, something lighter — Tuesday, May 08, 2007 It's just a borring wasted day. I should have done something productive today. However, I didn't. Maybe tomarrow. I was thinking and doing stupid internet stuff, and wrote about my dating outllook. It somewhat combined the long thing I was going to write about sexistness, and modern views, and people want to have the best of both worlds now a days sometimes. They want the pros form the yesteryears without the cons, and the pros of today too. The " perfect woman " - One who cooks has meals ready when the man ...
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