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Crazy head game

Crazy head game

In Cleveland lookin to give some great head no drama just good head an more...

Ever hear of a rectrum stretcher?

Ever hear of a rectrum stretcher?

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a friend of mine passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?  A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my













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Why

Why

Why y'all acting like y'all sleep...

Looking

Looking

Just on here looking for fun...

Bored

Bored

Bored as shit nothing to do...