This booty call agreement shall cover the falling rules and principles: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that 'lovemaking' shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions -- Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the 'backup,' unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good. 8. Dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers --it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other 'friends with privileges' -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – we not together. 12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex – when it's over, get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it-I really don't give a fuck. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason or any money. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: 'My god sister' 17. Doggie style preferred -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at your ass, just screw you. 18. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling. 19. The most important one -- no condoms, no screwing. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. 22. Please no lying to your best friend that we going together (because we just fucking) *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of this agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the booty call list, deleted from phone memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature___________________ Date: ________________ Email: bootycallagreement@yahoo.com