• Travling Dicks

    02/13/2016 topic: Dating, mood: Disapointed,
    To everyone, I'm not travling for dick so stop texting me if your from a different state!!! I do not care if you can travel... If I want dick, I'm not waiting on u to catch a flight or a bus. Or even for you to drive 2 hrs r more...
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  • lonely sigh

    02/13/2016 topic: Dating, mood: Disapointed,
    I miss deep kisses. I miss sex that I actually enjoy with someone I enjoy. I miss having a guy knowing how to get me off. A guy where the night isn't over until he gets me off with the use of his dick or hands. I miss good sex. I miss being pleased and having a guy focus on me. Him focusing on me and thus boosting his ego because of his ability to drive a girl batty. I miss having a guy drive me so insane that I start to claw at him. A girl eating ...
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  • He was sending 1,000 valentine's day cards

    02/12/2016 topic: Literotica,
    My friend was in the post office yesterday and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

    His curiosity getting the better of him, my friend goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

    "But why?" asks the man.

    "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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